Tweeting Birds!

You know...

I am quite

hilarious!

I know it's true.

You may know it's true.

But some people just don't get it, like my oldest Bird!

The following was a tweet from him today.

So in my own witty way, I got on snapchat.

My snap simply said,

"HEY! I'm still around!"

I was laughing at my own wittiness.

This snap was

HILARIOUS!!

Am I right??

Well like I said, the Bird doesn't get it!

This was the reply I got ...

No smile ...

  Nothin' ...

Just this ...

Come on Son!

Give a girl a smile!!

I mean you'd think

I'M ALWAYS LURKING AROUND

or something

but it's not true!

I mean, sure ... I get "a few" alerts on my phone

but only when

the Bird posts something

on Facebook

or Twitter

or Instagram

or Snapchat

Okay and SOMETIMES I screenshot it.

OH ALRIGHT ... ALRIGHT ...

I ALWAYS screenshot it!

But it's because the Bird is hilarious!

(I think he gets it from me!)

So I stand before you today to make the case that I am, in fact a

HILARIOUS PERSON!!

The Primary kids think so!

They laugh their heads off at me!

Their laughter is good for my soul ... although I think some of the teachers may think I'm a bit on the crazy side, but I'm not.  It's just the hilariousness of it all that resembles crazy!

My friends find me quite hilarious!

Some days I entertain them with endless selfies.  If these ever got into the wrong hands I could be considered a "DOG-gone" FREAK!

See ... HILARIOUS!

I have a nephew who thinks I'm the funniest person ever ... and I mean E.V.E.R.  Someone was being mean to him one day so I cast a spell on them.  The spell was probably something I can't repeat but trust me, IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

I make my mother and father-in-law laugh sometimes.

Given, it's usually late at night ... when everything is funny!  But still, we're all HILARIOUS even if it is late at night!

The Lifeguard gets a kick out me!

Like that one night I fell out of bed.  Yeah, just fell right out.  I couldn't get up because I was laughing so hard and the Lifeguard couldn't help me because he was laughing too.  We're quite hilarious together!

My daughter-in-law laughs with me a lot.

We kinda have the same train of thought.  Sometimes when we laugh no one else laughs with us ... but rest assured ... we are HILARIOUS!

Sometimes when Lauren and I laugh, that one Bird says, "You two think you're really funny, don't you?!" ... YEAH, Oldest Bird, we do ... because we are ... we are super 

HILARIOUS!

Well, that's my "CASE" from this Empty Nest.

I think the Bird will have to admit that his mother is indeed

HILARIOUS!

Afterall Tyson, we are BEST FRIENDS!

I have proof you said so!

(Because I took a screen shot of it!)

Have you laughed today Friends?

Oh please do!

(Don't go to bed with a headache!)