The Ritz ... Drinks?

If you know The Lifeguard,
you know that he is a "big drinker".
Oh... you didn't know he enjoys
at least 64oz. of Diet Soda every day?

Here at The Ritz they don't seem to accommodate

"The Heavy Drinker".

They serve all their drinks in these teeny-tiny sizes. However, they are in a lovely tiny glass bottle.

(We'd rather LARGER and PLASTIC, thank you very much.)

Now, if you drink Coffee or Tea, you are in luck! You can find whatever you need in this beautiful chest. It greets us as we enter the room.

The Ritz is in luck for we don't drink either (but the chest in tempting to try to stuff into the suitcase -- kidding).

Lifeguard, I'm sorry that you have to have ten or so of the teeny-tiny glass bottles in front of you at every meal. Do you think your employees are going to try to do an "intervention"? I'll rescue you if they do! We both know it's all because of The Ritz... it's all their fault.