I Kiss Alot !

I went to the post office today

and witnessed 2 people

hug and kiss who were

NOT MARRIED

to each other!!

Immediately it made me... 

And as I walked in the sunshine

I thought to myself,

I love this small town.

For you see, here we kiss.

It's how we say HELLO.

It's how we say GOODBYE.

It's how we say THANK YOU.

These two kissed me

even before 

I married their son.

Now I kiss them.

I've kissed

the Bishop before.

Well, he was a relative

but it might have looked

sketchy if you didn't know.

I kiss every

single,solitary

Little One

I can get my

hands on.

Sometimes they
wipe them off.

I kiss teenage boys too.

Their parents

don't even care

nor do

their girlfriends.

I kiss girls sometimes.

Especially when

they're crying,

which is ALWAYS!

I use to kiss this man.

Now he's in heaven.

I'll kiss him again,

someday.

I've kissed

EVERY single person

in this picture,

lots of times.

I've even

kissed

my husband's

brother!

I kiss these guys too

but mostly they like

to kiss each other

and it grosses me out!

These guys don't kiss

but I try to get a little

smooch on the cheek

when I get a chance.

But mostly,

they don't like it.

These guys are my

favorite kissers.

I hope they will kiss me

forever.

After the post office,

 I had to go to the

high school

where I again found myself

wearing a...

I watched a big, burly athlete

hug

another big, burly athlete.

It wasn't GROSS in any way.

It was simply a symbol of

"GREAT to see ya Dude!"

We do that here ... I do it sometimes ALOT!

I hug grown women.

Especially these, because

they love the non-kissers

mentioned above.

I hug married men

quite often

and I  hug

their wives too.

I've even been known

to hug

principals and coaches

but only when

the Lifeguard is there.

Even though it's

totally against "policy"

I hug our

Stake Presidency

every time I see them.

What can I say ... It's what "we do"

So if you're comin' through town ... WATCHOUT!

But don't come lookin' for

the BEST thing about this small town...
the Lifeguard

His kisses are only for me!

And not to offend, but he

is the best kisser...