Motionless

Today I'm kinda just 

"Going through the Motions"

I can't pinpoint why.

But apparently

it's obvious because

The Lifeguard

called to see if I needed

rescuing. 

I told him I loved him.

and then I re-read the

Valentine

he gave me yesterday.

I drove Dill to school.

I know we only live like

20 steps

away but I always drive him

because it makes

me WAKE UP!

Then I prayed

... yes, still in my car.

I always pray there

in the morning.

Why waste the heated seats?

Then I showered followed

by putting on my

"old woman robe". 

Some people think it's pathetic

but I LOVE it! 

I requested it for a gift

and it's divine.

Don't judge me.

After zipping up

"old woman",

I had my breakfast. 

I expect the sugar crash

to hit about 3:00 pm because

I had the same thing for

snack-time and lunch.

After breakfast I put on my

make-up but only half way,

leaving on the splotches. 

I don't care.

Then I did my hair with my new blow dryer. 

which is RED and I love. 

But my hair hates it...

it leaves one side under

and one side flipping.

Then I shaved my

fingers and toes. 

Am I the only one doing this? 

I thought about

painting the toenails

then I said "naw"...

out loud.

However, I'm not sure if it was

actually out loud or not

because there are

voices in my head saying...

"Go back to bed! 

It's warm there.

It's comfy there.

Go... Go... Go!"

I'm not going but

I would if

the Life Guard was here

to watch some

chick flick with me,

 like The Proposal. 

I love that movie, don't you?

TANGENT KRISTA!!  Get off the tangent! 

Okay!  Okay!

Anyway, I'm not going to bed.

I did a little laundry

but I haven't folded it yet

cause then I have to

put it away

and that's the worst part.

Speaking of laundry...

 I bought Jeff and I some

new whites. 

I thought to myself,

 "Our boys get new unders every school year. 

Why are the adults on a

5 year rotation plan?" 

I probably shouldn't have shared that.

Then I shined some

mirrors.

It was a random job.

Hummm...

wonder what MOVED

me to do it.

In case you were wondering,

I did not and

will not weigh myself.

PLEEEEZE!

I may be motionless

 but I'm not INSANE!

Because not only,

did I have that above mentioned "breakfast"

my mom dropped these by ...

Would I then be nutty enough to ask

"Should step on the scales?"

Definitely NOT!

Then I read.

The Lord sent me

a message.

I'm listening.

Then I read

my Valentine

again

and smiled

AGAIN.

And so you know,

don't think Valentines

(or singles awareness day)

means you have to spend

an arm and a leg...

my envelope is

PRICELESS.

Speaking of priceless...

Someone mentioned me in

one of their blog posts.

I'm SMILING

again thinking about it.

Okay... Okay...

Get OFF the tangent.

I hear you yelling!

I'm going!

Now friends, don't call me!

I'm not depressed!

I'm taking a time out.

I'm living motionless.

After all, I deserve to be

because yesterday I did

the stupidest thing EVER!

I gave FROZEN lemonade

for Valentines.

Do you know what that means?

NO PREP TIME!

You have to wrap a few ... and deliver.

Wrap a few more ... and deliver.

Wrap a few more ... get the idea?

And do you have any idea

how many

neices and nephews

there are? 

TOO MANY

to be giving

a frozen Valentine to!

And because of that,

there was no steak dinner

by candlelight!

It was Casa Del Ray,

which made Jeff sick

and I felt bad for him.

And now I feel even worse

because he loves

his sister's sugar cookies

and now there's only

ONE left

due to my

breakfast and lunch.

Heck, no wonder I'm

motionless.

Maybe I'll just stay that way.

Maybe I'll sit in the chair.

Maybe I'll grab a blankie.

Maybe I'll read a book.

But really...

 what will I read?

I just finished

The Hunger Games

and can anything really beat that?

Or maybe...

I'll make some 

cookies

and fold the

laundry

and finish my

make-up!

Or maybe...

I'll listen to those voices in my head

"Go!  Go!  Go!"