LOL! LOL! LOL!

Jeff and I may or may not have

fallen out of bed last night

and

our neighbors may or may not have

called the police for disturbance of the peace.

I cannot confirm one way or the other!

We were laughing so hard!! 

To be honest, I'm not sure it was all that funny

or if it was just the time of night.

You decide...

It all began on

a Facebook chat

with this kid...

from this location...

We talked about

this place

he won't call "home"

even though he lives there.

I expressed concern

over this Coach..

making sure the boy

won't be cold

and the boy laughed at me.

Then the boy expressed

concern over

purple belts

and we laughed at him.

Then he expressed

even more concern over

purple socks

and the laughter was suddenly

out of control.

Then there was

explicit, deep concern over

purple hats

that was when we almost

fell off the bed.

WHAT?

You don't get it?

You don't understand?

Maybe you had to be there?

Maybe.

Or maybe you're just happy

three of the most

high strung

people on the planet

were laughing their

heads off.

Yeah ... let's go with that!

Okay, so then we talked about

Soccer...

Jimmer...

and boots that fit.

I warned him about

losers...

delinquents...

and stupidity.

And by the time our chat was over and done

the boy exclaimed ...

"My mother is BRILLIANT !!!"

Awe... 

Finally...

He has seen ...

the light!

Follow the light, Son. 

Follow the light!